Garden of vegeto247
Bad Battlestar Galactica Jokes

Adm. Adama: What do you see Starbuck?
Starbuck: (Sober) Nothin but the rain.

Adm. Adama: What do you see Starbuck?
Starbuck: (Drunk) Nothin but the rum. *pukes.

wollffeey:

vegeto247:

Either she has shitty aim or she has very accurate aim. What’s your interpretation?

It’s accurate. Just moments before this, she was under the onslaught of several men in skimpy speedos with very prominent packages swaying provocatively as they were advancing on her to shoot her with squirt guns. So yes, this is Hio-chan’s defensive maneuver.

: | Remind me to stay away from her if she’s ever near water balloons.

wollffeey:

vegeto247:

Either she has shitty aim or she has very accurate aim. What’s your interpretation?

It’s accurate. Just moments before this, she was under the onslaught of several men in skimpy speedos with very prominent packages swaying provocatively as they were advancing on her to shoot her with squirt guns. So yes, this is Hio-chan’s defensive maneuver.

: | Remind me to stay away from her if she’s ever near water balloons.

necessary-sass:

simplyskai:

googlearths:

missdoodle:

blackandgreyrainbow:

Real Christians aren’t assholes

In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian. 



REMINDER: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE USE JESUS AS AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE EVER. NEVER.

I’m a Christian and this is how the fucking religion works. Love. Not hate.

I’m in line with this.

necessary-sass:

simplyskai:

googlearths:

missdoodle:

blackandgreyrainbow:

Real Christians aren’t assholes

In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian. 

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REMINDER: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE USE JESUS AS AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE EVER. NEVER.

I’m a Christian and this is how the fucking religion works. Love. Not hate.

I’m in line with this.

fontainefucksyou:

3 signs your man is cheating

  • hes reading gamefaqs
  • hes using a gameshark code
  • hes enabled noclip

erlie:

I was looking for reference for bracket fungi, and I ran into this:

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And second I saw that, I was like ”wait, that looks familiar…”.

Then it hit me.

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X Gonna Give it to Ya.

X Gonna Give it to Ya.

herochan:

X-Men: Wolverine
Created by Josiah Head

herochan:

X-Men: Wolverine

Created by Josiah Head

You must get this a lot, but you are so pretty :D

bellechere:

tallestsilver:

^ My usual, everyday self. But thank you <3

TALLEST, I LOVE YOU.

I AM DYING.

Gotta love a good sense of humor.